The Gospel According To Ian mkII

Being the Bearer of Bad News...

2007-09-28T14:01:45Z

It's a shitty job, but someone has to do it.

Robert Jordan has passed away due to a rare blood disease.

I never read the Wheel of Time, but I've heard it's excellent and I know there are a bunch of y'all out there in cyberland that read it and were holding out hope that he would be able to beat his illness and finish it.

Sorry.

AWESOME!!!

2007-07-20T01:36:22Z

Stolen from mshades:

What Classic Movie Are You?
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What Famous Leader Are You?
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I finally got it to work!

2007-05-09T18:12:57Z

MONKEY!!!!

2007-05-09T17:41:44Z

Thanks, mshades:

Mmmm, widget.......

2007-04-23T17:03:47Z

Stolen from mshades:

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It's good to be bad!

2007-03-11T23:58:16Z

You scored as Deacon Frost. Yeah you are the take no prisoners it's my way no matter what type. You do whatever the hell you like and make no apoligies for it. The tempermental vamp surrounded by lots of hot chick vampires

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Deacon Frost

92%

Blade

83%

Spike

83%

Dracula

83%

Marius

75%

Armand

67%

Akasha

58%

Lestat

42%

Angel

42%

Louis

25%

Whose your Vampire personality? (images)
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Quiztime fun

2007-03-01T02:39:35Z

From mshades:

Your Birthdate: September 25

You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek.
It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with.
Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots!

Your strength: Your unfailing logic

Your weakness: Loving machines more than people

Your power color: Tan

Your power symbol: Pi

Your power month: July

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I don't really agree with that completely, but I do find it cool that my power symbol is Pi...

And just because it was there and funny (not to mention entirely possible):

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"So, you're a cannibal."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

I REALLY need that sword....

2007-02-21T16:25:42Z

via mshades

Hiro Nakamura
You scored 62 Idealism, 62 Nonconformity, 58 Nerdiness

YATTA!Congratulations, you're Hiro Nakamura! You're a high-minded idealist, a huge nerd, and you enjoy being a unique and special person. Your combination of positive personality traits makes you impossibly lovable, and your energy and enthusiasm are absolutely infectious. Your dedication to any mission you take on, in addition to your cheerful sense of humor, are qualities anyone should be proud to have. Your best quality: Spunk Your worst quality: You are too cute. Some people may not be able to handle it.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Idealism

You scored higher than 99% on Nonconformity

You scored higher than 99% on Nerdiness

Link: The Heroes Personality Test written by freedomdegrees on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Episode 1

2007-02-19T02:26:13Z

Brought to you by You Tube and the geniuses at Blame Society Films:

In the immortal words of Huey Lewis:

2007-02-01T06:30:49Z

I Want a New Drug.

Marijuana, cocaine, opium, LSD, heroin... These are all names that are familiar to us and synonymous with addiction and loss of control. I have found something that tops each and every one of them. Its sheer addictive power dwarfs even the most potent substance. The best heroin in the universe, processed lovingly by naked nymphs, infused with the highest potency ingredients doesn't hold a candle to this most powerful of addictive items.

It has destroyed careers. It has ended scholastic lives. It has torn families apart.

And it only costs $15 dollars a month.

Welcome, friends to:

No joke... This game is incredible. I can clearly see why someone who will remain nameless had trouble in school due to text based MUDs. If this game was out then, they would have died of starvation, as they never would have left the computer lab.

If you have the time... and the $15 a month... and you think yourself capable of managing the most powerful addiction known to man, I implore you, pick up a copy. And then sign on to Bloodscalp server as an Alliance character and look me up.

I always knew it...

2007-01-28T06:11:16Z

And it's so apropos, as I've recently tapped the vein and become a WoW junkie:

Quoth The Squange, "Nevermore!"

2007-01-23T04:48:23Z

From mshades

You scored as The Elder. In Celtic astrology, you're an Elder. The animal symbol that accompanies this tree is the raven. The ancient Druids say Elder people are lively, self-sufficient, energetic and thrive on change. However, Elders may be prone to recklessness, restlessness and speaking their mind a little too openly.

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The Elder

95%

The Hazel

85%

The Rowan

80%

The Alder

80%

The Vine

80%

The Ash

75%

The Hawthorn

75%

The Holly

70%

The Birch

65%

The Oak

65%

The Reed

65%

The Ivy

60%

The Willow

55%

What Tree Are You? (Celtic astrology)
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Holy HTML Code!!! It's ANOTHER QUIZ!

2007-01-11T06:15:22Z

Yet again, from mshades

You scored as Dick. You are Nigthwing. You're a fun person to be around, though it's hard to get you to take some things seriously. You're very dedicated to your work, without it being an obsession. You care deeply for those around you, and aren't afraid to let them know it. Sometimes you're a bit too affectionate...*cheater*. Er, but you're a generally good person. You do your own thing, and look damn good while you're at it.

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Dick

83%

Alfred

63%

Jason

60%

Barbara

60%

Robin

58%

Spoiler

48%

Batman

45%

Batgirl

33%

which batman character are you?
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Quiz Time!

2007-01-04T16:52:19Z

Thanks, mshades

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom		79%
The Joker		75%
Apocalypse		74%
Lex Luthor		72%
Riddler		72%
Catwoman		69%
Magneto		68%
Juggernaut		65%
Mr. Freeze		64%
Poison Ivy		62%
Venom		58%
Dark Phoenix		58%
Mystique		53%
Kingpin		49%
Green Goblin		37%
Two-Face		37%

Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

What Battlestar Gallactica Character Are You?
Starbuck Spunk, angst, moxy, spirit, bloodlust, passion - you have all of that and more. You are full of energy and don't always put it where you mean to, often causing plenty of problems with the boss. But your fighting spirit is rare and your willpower is exceedingly powerful - while that may cause strife it also allows you to live life to its fullest. You don't ever go down without a fight, and you always show authority your true colors.
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Let the debauchery begin!

2006-12-30T03:07:46Z

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Generate more bad karma.

Get your resolution here.

Ain't that some shit...

2006-12-29T07:09:59Z

You scored as Either. You brain is neither specifically male, nor female in the way you perceive your surroundings. As bad as this may sound to some, it can easily mean that you are capable of combining both gender aspects to your advantage. Rather than being genderless you are possibly able think freely. This does not mean that you are bisexual or androgynous or indecisive, but it might.

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Either

71%

Female

64%

Male

50%

Neither

11%

Should you be MALE or FEMALE?*
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I AM NOUGAT, THE STRANGE AND TERRIBLE SERVANT OF BEELZEBUB!

2006-12-28T07:00:48Z

Stolen from mshades and lyonshall

When there's no more room in hell, the Squange will walk the earth.

Which movie was this quote from?

squange @ 2006-12-21T11:17:00

2006-12-21T16:17:42Z

Stolen from mshades:

I am:

Gregory Benford

A master literary stylist who is also a working scientist.

Which science fiction writer are you?

I think this is who I got the last time I took this quiz too...

and This:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Noble Excellency Squange the Nefarious of Bumpstead under Carpet
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

is an AWESOME Title!

For Carl Sagan

2006-12-20T16:58:56Z

As mshades pointed out, Carl Sagan became one with the universe 10 years ago. This is for him:

squange @ 2006-12-18T14:17:00

2006-12-18T19:17:24Z

via mshades

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is Squange.

Do They Know It's Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Happy Katanaka!

Could be worse... I could be Firefly

2006-12-06T03:53:18Z

stolen from lyonshall et al:

2.5 Seasons
( 46 Costs, 68 Reception, and 66 Cult Appeal )

Your tale is a tragic one indeed. You started off as a bit of a gamble, a new show with a little bit of a pricy budget, but lots of grand ideas. And against all odds, not only did you manage to snatch up devoted fans attracted to your new ideas and ways, but you also managed to secure critical attention. Although the ratings weren't quite up to expectations, FOX kept you alive hoping that your achievements were indicators of your true potential. So you lived on, and you fought harder and harder each day to realize that potential. But it never did come. FOX renews you for a third season as a last opportunity, but it fails to yield results, and your struggle comes to a sad end halfway through the third season.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Costs

You scored higher than 99% on Reception

You scored higher than 99% on Cult Appeal

Link: The When Will FOX Cancel You? Test written by hashtable on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Some quiz stuff

2006-12-01T18:33:58Z

Stolen from mshades

Er-a...Vote Quimby.

What Famous Leader Are You?
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Make it so:

Truck? What Truck?

What Classic Movie Are You?
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Ohmmmmmmm, baby.

2006-11-29T18:22:55Z

stolen from mshades

Hi-YAAAAA

2006-11-20T05:22:41Z

Stolen from mshades

And I tend to think I lean more towards the last sentence of the description...

Monk
74% Combativeness, 60% Sneakiness, 82% Intellect, 61% Spirituality

Pretty much good at everything: You are a Monk!
No, not a monk like those bald medieval guys. The Monk in D&D is a martial artist. They're smart, they're capable, they're spiritual, they're sneaky when they want to be, and they're damn dangerous in a fight.
What to say? You scored high on all four categories, which means that you're probably a well rounded and capable person. Either that or you're an overly smart and dangerous psychopath.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Combativeness

You scored higher than 99% on Sneakiness

You scored higher than 99% on Intellect

You scored higher than 99% on Spirituality

Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Yawn...bring it on, Mensa...

2006-11-05T02:44:59Z

ganked via mshades

You paid attention during 100% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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